“SOME BRANDS SELL CLOTHES. WE SELL F**KING FEELINGS WITH POCKETS.”
Picture it: 3AM. Somewhere between a reality TV meltdown and your social media existential crisis...
A glue gun. A mountain of rhinestones. A dream to make fashion LESS POLITE, MORE PSYCHO.
That’s how CherryBaddies clawed its way out of a glitter-coated rage hole.
We don’t do quiet.
We do SCREAM-IN-YOUR-MIRROR-WHILE-DANCING energy.
GOT RAGE? Slap it on a crop top:
✧ “CRY ABOUT IT” sequin tees
✧ “MY ANXIETY MATCHES MY OUTFIT” mesh dresses
✧ “KISS MY NON-BINARY ASS” muscle tank
GOT JOY? Weaponize it:
✧ Mini skirts that POISON HATERS WITH ENVY
✧ Glow-in-the-dark keychain FOR MIDNIGHT MANIFESTING
✧ Sheer top with UNHINGED OPTIMISM
“If your outfit doesn’t make grandma clutch her pearls, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.”
NO PEWS. JUST PLATFORM BOOTS & PRONOUN PIN-BADGES.
OUR CONGREGATION:
✓ Size 2 to 22 QUEENS rocking liquid latex
✓ Non-binary fairies dripping in holographic chains
✓ Wheelchair warriors bedazzling rims with rhinestones
✓ Melanin goddesses rewriting beauty standards
✓ Gay uncles stealing our fishnets (you slay, Derek)
We don’t “tolerate” differences. WE THROW A PARADE FOR THEM.
BECAUSE REVOLUTION SHOULDN’T COST YOUR RENT MONEY.
$19.9 for a “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY” tote? DONE.
$26.9 for swimwear? OBVIOUSLY.
$9 for mood-ring chokers that detect BS? ABSOLUTELY.
“Our prices? Cheaper than therapy. Our impact? Louder than your inner critic.”
THE CHERRYBADDIES COMMANDMENTS:
THOU SHALT STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT (in budget-friendly glitter)
THOU SHALT REJECT “FLATTERING” (your body is ALREADY ART)
THOU SHALT MIX CULTURES LIKE A COCKTAIL (kimono sleeves + cowboy boots = GENIUS)
THOU SHALT BURN UGLY CRYSTALS (toxic vibes melt under our disco ball)
THIS ISN’T A BRAND. IT’S YOUR GLITTER-COATED REBELLION HQ.
WE GOT YOU, FAM.
WE’LL ARM YOU FOR BATTLE.
YOUR RULES. YOUR UNIVERSE.
NOW GO BREAK THE INTERNET.
Yours in chaos & hot,
TEAM CHERRYBADDIES 💋✨